can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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