She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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