In the future we'll all be gay
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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