do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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