so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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