Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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