Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i drank out of a bidet.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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