seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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