wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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