Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
birth control should be required to get into college
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
BRING THE BAGELS
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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