They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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