god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
