now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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