I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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