that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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