Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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