Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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