kristin has been a bad kristin
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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