So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
In America we eat man semen.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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