I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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