Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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