You surviving the open bar?
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I AM VODKA MAN
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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