just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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