yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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