69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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