did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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