Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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