she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Even my vagina gasped.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
