You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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