How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
