That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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