I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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