he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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