I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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