$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You pole danced in your parka.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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