I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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