its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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