we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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