Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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