I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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