last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I stole a fireplace last night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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