I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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