Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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