That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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