It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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