So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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