so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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