whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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