I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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