awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I have aggressive nipples.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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