Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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