it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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