so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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