Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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